Apophenia Now!

You're a real crypto trader with real needs. We'll show you the right cognitive biases to convince yourself of anything you want to believe.

We Love Making Beautiful Charts

Support, Resistance, Trendlines, Averages, Envelopes, Bands, and Oscillators of every stripe and persuasion. Some are based on real prices, some just random. Can you tell the difference?

The Way of Trading Success

No-holds-barred analysis of what it really takes to be a successful crypto trader, if you really think talking about it is a productive use of your time.

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Facts

Actual facts about crypto trading and related issues, not fortune-cookie-worthy aphorisms that sound good and tell you nothing.

Sarcasm

Heroic doses of sarcasm and sardonic humor, the only sane response to some of the shit you see in the world of crypto trading.

Flexible Pricing

Today I might be taking your money for a private VIP subscription. Tomorrow I might be giving you everything I know for free. Even I don't know what this will wind up costing you, or what you're going to get for it! You're a crypto trader, you should be totally used to that.

Bitterness

Once you're frustrated past a certain point, complaining is just fun and plain healthy, and we're all human. At least, I am. I don't know about you.

What People Say

Look at this fucking hipster. He flunked out of college in his sophomore year, and just posted on Twitter that he made three times your monthly income on a single trade this morning.

"I flunked out of college in my sophomore year, but this morning $SHT broke out of its ascending rainbow stogie arch to complete its P&V top, and hit my target exactly as I predicted. Then it turned out I wasn't even looking at a chart, I had accidentally been reading my waffle iron. Still, I made 450% profit. Have a blessed day."

John Smith Pastor, Crypto trader for almost 9 months, shiny golden lambo moon child https://awplife.com

24 May

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24 May

About

By ApopheniaPays About

A little background: In all modesty, I’m not an unintelligent guy. I have a science degree and several decades experience independently designing and programming custom business software. I’m a dedicated empiricist, a systemically-adept professional algorithmic thinker, and no stranger to mastering conceptually difficult things… the kind of guy who throws…